Elevator Etiquette Explorer Pillows

'Yeh right! Always blame the dung beetle!' - An elevator mishap.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

Going Down?

Thumbing a Lift.

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

"Yoo hoo, the meeting's over here."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Elevator charge $1.00.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

The guy who got in on the ground floor

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"Excuse me, sorry, is anyone using this chair?"

"Good evening, Sir. I’m Ian, your server with a serious attitude."

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

Politeness opens doors

A Fork-lift.

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

'Going up?'

"This thing is so slow!"