Social Etiquette Explorer Pillows

Manspreading.

"How much do you tip your genie?"

"Our dog took the most beautiful—" "Okay! Thank you, that'll be all!"

"Oh gosh, have I been talking too much again?"

Elbow bump

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"Yoo hoo, the meeting's over here."

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."

Politeness opens doors

"Good evening, Sir. I’m Ian, your server with a serious attitude."

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

"OK, she's back. Just start slowly, and remember to ask her about herself."

"Excuse me, sorry, is anyone using this chair?"

"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."

"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"How about fashionably never?"

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

"Linda, is it proper etiquette to announce layoffs via a Tweet?"

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

'It was embarrassing. While I was taking up their cell phones, my cell phone rang.'

"Not quite – one ankle on top of the other!"

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

"Don't stare at his massive claw... Don't stare at his massive claw...

"May I trouble you for a steak knife?"