Social Etiquette Explorer Prints

Manspreading.

"How much do you tip your genie?"

"Our dog took the most beautiful—" "Okay! Thank you, that'll be all!"

"Oh gosh, have I been talking too much again?"

Elbow bump

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

"Yoo hoo, the meeting's over here."

"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"OK, she's back. Just start slowly, and remember to ask her about herself."

"Excuse me, sorry, is anyone using this chair?"

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

"Good evening, Sir. I’m Ian, your server with a serious attitude."

Politeness opens doors

"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."

"How about fashionably never?"

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

Woman searches for a book on 'Zoom Etiquette'.

"Linda, is it proper etiquette to announce layoffs via a Tweet?"

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

'It was embarrassing. While I was taking up their cell phones, my cell phone rang.'

"Not quite – one ankle on top of the other!"

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

'Mind if we play through?'