Tech Etiquette Explorer Prints

'Can I call you back? I've got a dinner to go to.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

"Yoo hoo, the meeting's over here."

"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

"Excuse me, sorry, is anyone using this chair?"

"Is there someone have called Frobisher?"

Politeness opens doors

"Good evening, Sir. I’m Ian, your server with a serious attitude."

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

Cannibal Moms : "Remember kids, no dessert until you eat all or your vegetarian!"

"Linda, is it proper etiquette to announce layoffs via a Tweet?"

'It was embarrassing. While I was taking up their cell phones, my cell phone rang.'

"Not quite – one ankle on top of the other!"

"I'm not repeating the specials again until everyone puts down their phones."

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

'Mind if we play through?'

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

"Sorry, but I didn't switch from unsanitary handshakes to fist bumps just to start group hugging!"

'When the curse is upon Dave he's never sure whether to use the bathroom or the garden.'

Popular methods for getting the check

"They say you're supposed to listen to what your body is telling you."

"What have you done?"

". . . And let's try not sniffing EVERYONE'S butt tonight."

Dog urinating standing up.

Sunday Sermon: Let he who has not sinned cast the first blog.

"May I trouble you for a steak knife?"

The Cold Shoulder: 'What do you give the Cannibal who is late for Dinner?'