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'Can I call you back? I've got a dinner to go to.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"Yoo hoo, the meeting's over here."

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

"Good evening, Sir. I’m Ian, your server with a serious attitude."

Politeness opens doors

"Excuse me, sorry, is anyone using this chair?"

"Is there someone have called Frobisher?"

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

Cannibal Moms : "Remember kids, no dessert until you eat all or your vegetarian!"

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

Woman searches for a book on 'Zoom Etiquette'.

"Linda, is it proper etiquette to announce layoffs via a Tweet?"

"I'm not repeating the specials again until everyone puts down their phones."

"Not quite – one ankle on top of the other!"

'It was embarrassing. While I was taking up their cell phones, my cell phone rang.'

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

"May I trouble you for a steak knife?"

Sunday Sermon: Let he who has not sinned cast the first blog.

"What have you done?"

'When the curse is upon Dave he's never sure whether to use the bathroom or the garden.'

"Sorry, but I didn't switch from unsanitary handshakes to fist bumps just to start group hugging!"

The Cold Shoulder: 'What do you give the Cannibal who is late for Dinner?'

"They say you're supposed to listen to what your body is telling you."

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

". . . And let's try not sniffing EVERYONE'S butt tonight."

Dog urinating standing up.

'Mind if we play through?'