Modern Etiquette Explorer Pillows

"All my sophisticated payment apps say the same thing - it's your turn to pay."

"I'm going to tell the Wagners we can't make their party. Is sending a drone in our place proper etiquette?"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

"Yoo hoo, the meeting's over here."

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"You're probably wondering why I called you. It's because I accidentally butt dialed you."

"OK, she's back. Just start slowly, and remember to ask her about herself."

"Good evening, Sir. I’m Ian, your server with a serious attitude."

Politeness opens doors

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

"Excuse me, sorry, is anyone using this chair?"

Cannibal Moms : "Remember kids, no dessert until you eat all or your vegetarian!"

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

'Manners are the noises you don't make while you eat.'

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

"Not quite – one ankle on top of the other!"

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

'It was embarrassing. While I was taking up their cell phones, my cell phone rang.'

"What have you done?"

". . . And let's try not sniffing EVERYONE'S butt tonight."

Dog urinating standing up.

"They say you're supposed to listen to what your body is telling you."

"May I trouble you for a steak knife?"

"Sorry, but I didn't switch from unsanitary handshakes to fist bumps just to start group hugging!"

'When the curse is upon Dave he's never sure whether to use the bathroom or the garden.'

The Cold Shoulder: 'What do you give the Cannibal who is late for Dinner?'

Popular methods for getting the check

'Mind if we play through?'