Dating Etiquette Explorer Gifts

Professor Bronksi was passionate about his own research. . . the age at which a girlfriend, becomes a lady friend.

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Online Dating

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"I just love a nice knight out."

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

"Good evening, Sir. I’m Ian, your server with a serious attitude."

I think my brother Lars is trying to steal away my girlfriend, Dr. Kapuchnik. But she's imaginary, AL. He has very low standards.

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"Excuse me, sorry, is anyone using this chair?"

Politeness opens doors

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

Cannibal Moms : "Remember kids, no dessert until you eat all or your vegetarian!"

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

"What if I dress up like a Chihuahua?"

Woman searches for a book on 'Zoom Etiquette'.

"Not quite – one ankle on top of the other!"

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'