Dating Rituals Explorer Gifts

A father and his daughter anxiously prepare for her first date.

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"I just love a nice knight out."

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

'Yes, you sing. But do you dance and make romance?'

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

"Huge fan."

Your numerous prescriptions really have improved my love life. I'm dating my pharmacist.

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

"We started to communicate and found out we had nothing in common!"

'Your credit card or mine?'

Office Hazing

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

'....in fact, I don't even know why Mrs. Goldberg put us together.'

"The catch of the day is me."

'Our relationship is getting serious. He's taking me to meet his doctor.'

'I keep looking for a keepr, and all I find are fixer-uppers.'

Chick Magnet

"This one's different, mummy, he wants me for my brain."

'Same old line - his smartphone doesn't understand him.'

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

"How many sex partners have you had?"

"I've lost touch with my roots, so I'm flying to Omaha but I'll be back Monday."