Mating Ritual Enthusiast Gifts

Homosexual peacock.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

So Far So Good

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

So all is not rosy in the garden?

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, for whatever that's worth these days.'

"I love marriage...It's my husband I hate."

'I'm not the sitting tenant, I'm your husband.'

Apply to marry multi-marriage failure.

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

"I married for contrast."

Gender Symbols

'I thought Lobsters mate for life.'

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

Stonehenge Bowling

"Well, Pook, here's to one old marriage that just won't go away."

"This computer uses artificial intelligence to think like a human being...so it needs coffee in the morning to get it going!"

"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...

"I agreed to 'for better' and 'for worse,' but never to 'for mysterious' and 'withholding'."

'Wednesday wave.'