Mating Ritual Enthusiast Pillows

Homosexual peacock.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

So Far So Good

R.C.I.A.

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

Kindly readers, our resident counselor, Sadie Cohen, will be answering actual questions sent to her via email. Prepare to get an earful of wisdom! Dr. Sadie, I am in a relationship with a beautiful woman who I wish to marry but am still reeling from my first marriage scares me. How do I get over that fear? Signed, Fearful in Salt Lake City. Fear is a worthless emotion. It doesn't help at all. What you should be feeling is terror. Run for your life.

So all is not rosy in the garden?

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

Gender Symbols

Apply to marry multi-marriage failure.

"I love marriage...It's my husband I hate."

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, for whatever that's worth these days.'

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

'I thought Lobsters mate for life.'

'I'm not the sitting tenant, I'm your husband.'

'We haven't been seeing eye-to-eye lately.'

"I married for contrast."

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...

'Wednesday wave.'

Stonehenge Bowling

"That's Stuart and Vivian Muntner. They're a one-marriage family."

Do you kneel to pray in church? No, we stand up for our rites.

"Well, Pook, here's to one old marriage that just won't go away."

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,