"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."
Mating Ritual Observer Pillows
Add a touch of curiosity and humor to their space with a pillow celebrating the fascinating world of animal mating behaviors, perfect for wildlife enthusiasts.
"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."
Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.
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"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."
So Far So Good
R.C.I.A.
"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"
"I need a more interactive you."
"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."
'We should talk more.'
Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.
"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."
"If I could choose any age I'd be forty-two again. You were hot when I was forty-two."
"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"
"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...
The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,
"This computer uses artificial intelligence to think like a human being...so it needs coffee in the morning to get it going!"
"Of course I'm no expert. But I still think it's: 'Sniff butt, bury bone. Sniff butt, bury bone...'"
'Wednesday wave.'
'He'd never invent anything if I didn't nag him.'
The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria
"He cares what everyone wants for Christmas except me!"
Nadal's bottles
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'We have to be careful, Miss McPherson -- I had to marry my last secretary.'
"Yes, dear. I see you."
"I love you." "I love you less."
"Here you are darling...breakfast in bed"
"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"
Indian Face Painting
"I kind of miss that morning newspaper you used to hold in front of your face."
'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'
"Say when."
'Don't touch it. That's my wife talking to me.'
Mating Ritual Observer Pillows Collection
Mating Ritual Observer Mugs
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Mating Ritual Observer Prints
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Mating Ritual Observer T-Shirts
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