Dating Rituals Explorer Pillows

A father and his daughter anxiously prepare for her first date.

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"I just love a nice knight out."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

'Yes, you sing. But do you dance and make romance?'

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

'Your credit card or mine?'

"We started to communicate and found out we had nothing in common!"

Your numerous prescriptions really have improved my love life. I'm dating my pharmacist.

"Huge fan."

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

Office Hazing

'Our relationship is getting serious. He's taking me to meet his doctor.'

'....in fact, I don't even know why Mrs. Goldberg put us together.'

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

"The catch of the day is me."

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

'I'll tell you a joke; I lied about the GSOH!'

Carol sensed some negative vibes from her date when he pulled out a laptop and began perusing other women's profiles.

Distraught. Let's hear it. I met this girl last night and she gave me her number. Awesome. So? I texted her. And? I haven't heard back. Hold on. Remain calm. How long has it been? Panic!!! Oh, never mind. I texted to the wrong number. Generation I -- for impatient!! Exhale.

"I've lost touch with my roots, so I'm flying to Omaha but I'll be back Monday."

"How many sex partners have you had?"

Date Time. Maybe an online dating site is not the best place to search for an honest person, Diogenes.

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