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"I just don't need any more bald friends right now."

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"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

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"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

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'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

'Your credit card or mine?'

Your numerous prescriptions really have improved my love life. I'm dating my pharmacist.

Despite wanting to date a man who was 'young at heart', Beryl couldn't help but feel a little disappointed with her blind date.

'Hey! That's some facial cover-up job!'

'....in fact, I don't even know why Mrs. Goldberg put us together.'

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

'Our relationship is getting serious. He's taking me to meet his doctor.'

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

"Before this goes any farther, you should know that I have kids, and I'm old, and I live in a shoe."

"I googled you and I'm not interested."

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"I've lost touch with my roots, so I'm flying to Omaha but I'll be back Monday."

'Same old line - his smartphone doesn't understand him.'

"How many sex partners have you had?"

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'I'll tell you a joke; I lied about the GSOH!'

'I keep looking for a keepr, and all I find are fixer-uppers.'

"This one's different, mummy, he wants me for my brain."