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"I just don't need any more bald friends right now."

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"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"I just love a nice knight out."

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

"I've appeared in Eastenders."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

"I must say, Doctor Jeckyll, that you bear little resemblance to your profile picture."

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

'Hey! That's some facial cover-up job!'

Your numerous prescriptions really have improved my love life. I'm dating my pharmacist.

'Your credit card or mine?'

Despite wanting to date a man who was 'young at heart', Beryl couldn't help but feel a little disappointed with her blind date.

'....in fact, I don't even know why Mrs. Goldberg put us together.'

'Our relationship is getting serious. He's taking me to meet his doctor.'

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

'I keep looking for a keepr, and all I find are fixer-uppers.'

Carol sensed some negative vibes from her date when he pulled out a laptop and began perusing other women's profiles.

"Before this goes any farther, you should know that I have kids, and I'm old, and I live in a shoe."

Distraught. Let's hear it. I met this girl last night and she gave me her number. Awesome. So? I texted her. And? I haven't heard back. Hold on. Remain calm. How long has it been? Panic!!! Oh, never mind. I texted to the wrong number. Generation I -- for impatient!! Exhale.

"I've lost touch with my roots, so I'm flying to Omaha but I'll be back Monday."

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"This one's different, mummy, he wants me for my brain."

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"How many sex partners have you had?"

"Tried an online dating site. Evidently it's not a calendar!"