Elevator Repairman Pillows

Kick me.

'I'm not breaking line. I'm the elevator repairman.'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Going Down?

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Thumbing a Lift.

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

Fixing the TV.

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Computer operator welding machine.

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Tech support...can I help you!

Elevator charge $1.00.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"Frosty the Repairman"

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

The guy who got in on the ground floor

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"Was it a fuse?"

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'