Elevator Repairman Gifts

Kick me.

'Will you shut up about how ironic this is and focus on getting us out of here'

'I'm not breaking line. I'm the elevator repairman.'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Going Down?

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Fixing the TV.

Thumbing a Lift.

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Computer operator welding machine.

Tech support...can I help you!

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Elevator charge $1.00.

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"Frosty the Repairman"

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

The guy who got in on the ground floor

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".