Elevator Technicians Gifts

Express Elevator.

'This is not an automatic elevator, sir.'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Thumbing a Lift.

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Going Down?

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Elevator charge $1.00.

The guy who got in on the ground floor

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

Santa Elevator

A Fork-lift.

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

'Going up?'

"This thing is so slow!"

"Do we look like we're going up?"

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

Elevator. Up, down and dirty.

"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'