Escalator Technician Gifts

'This one's broken, I've been stuck here for hours.'

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

'YOU try telling him!'

Sheep Escalator

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

Elevator Repair School. First thing, forget the old saying "What goes up, must come down"!

Welcome to Radio City Music Hall.

Closed. He was unable to complete the elevator repair today -- Further steps will need to be taken.

Live Elevator Music 3-7:30.

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'

Teardown just got easier! Introducing the campsite compactor 3000!

"This just in - The Dow continues its relentless plunge. Relentless plunges are brought to you by Remik Elevator."

Beginner Level Escalators

"Sorry. Full."

"We didn't have these cushy escalators when I was a calf. No siree. We had to jump. And I still have the scars to prove it. Wanna see 'em?"

"Come on! You can squeeze in with us!"

'It was your choice to escalate this argument...not mine!'

Kick me.

"Up, please."

'This is not an automatic elevator, sir.'

"North face of Everest: howling winds, sub-zero cold, insufficient oxygen, menswear."

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'

"No, you come in on four."

Right place. Right time.

"It's stuck in overdrive. What should I do?"

'Our fare hike will leave service at the same level, just like guess what?'

"Oh wait, we need to be on the 1-9 North bound escalator to get to the food court."

'My son wants to become an elevator engineer.'

'I understand this is the world's fastest elevator,'

How a Service Lift Works.

"It's not a terrible job considering I started in animal testing."

Gilligan's Elevator.