Fat woman on escalator - 'It stopped.'
Escalators Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone fascinated by escalators? Whether they're a daily commuter, a transport enthusiast, or simply someone who appreciates quirky design, our collection features playful and clever items that capture the escalator vibe. From humorous mugs to stylish prints, find the perfect piece to add a touch of fun to their everyday routine. Celebrate the smooth, steady ride with gifts that turn a mundane part of life into a delightful conversation starter.
Favoured angels were given a special pass for the 'Lift to Heaven'
'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.
The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.
"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."
Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.
Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator
"Yeah, that's right. I'm the sandman. Where did you think I was getting my sand all these years?"
Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.
Going Down?
'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'
Thumbing a Lift.
"This IS my day-to-night outfit"
'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'
"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."
Elevator charge $1.00.
The guy who got in on the ground floor
A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".
"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."
'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'
'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'
'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'
'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'
"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."
"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."
'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'
Santa Elevator
'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'
"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."
"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."
A Fork-lift.
'YOU try telling him!'
'Going up?'
"This thing is so slow!"
Escalators Gifts Collection
Escalators Mugs
Love escalators? Explore our collection of mugs featuring fun escalator designs to brighten up your mornings.
Escalators Pillows
Relax in style—our escalator pillows turn everyday comfort into a fun statement piece.
Escalators Prints
Bring humor to your walls with our escalator prints, capturing the fun of urban transit in artful design.
Escalators T-Shirts
Find your new favorite tee—our escalator-themed t-shirts are perfect for adding a quirky touch to casual outfits.