Escalator Escapades Gifts

Domino trips in line for an escalator

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

Mind your step!

"Ding" "Dong"

Nanny with children on leash

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

'YOU try telling him!'

Sheep Escalator

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

Mountain escalator.

'Sorry! I thought nobody would notice.'

Beginner Level Escalators

'OK, it moved a little, but I can't do this all on my own. Teamwork, people. We all need to bounce at the same time.'

'Our fare hike will leave service at the same level, just like guess what?'

"Oh wait, we need to be on the 1-9 North bound escalator to get to the food court."

'Only six more floors to my cubicle.'

'. . . Now take a left at the next pine tree.'

Fairy Library - Jack and the Fairy Harp Escaping the Giant

"You know, on second thought maybe I'll take the stairs."

Favoured angels were given a special pass for the 'Lift to Heaven'

Inconsiderate cleaner.

Skeleton on an out of order escalator.

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

When There is Simply No Time For Braising!

Mall Talk

North South.

"The cops were on to him"

'Not again!...'

"Yesterday I got out at the wrong floor and worked a full day for a firm I'd never heard of..."

"I had to take three buses and a cab to get here. Talk about a difficult transit!"

Dog in a lift.