Escalator Escapades T-Shirts

Domino trips in line for an escalator

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

Mind your step!

"Ding" "Dong"

Nanny with children on leash

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

'YOU try telling him!'

Sheep Escalator

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

Mountain escalator.

'Sorry! I thought nobody would notice.'

Beginner Level Escalators

"We didn't have these cushy escalators when I was a calf. No siree. We had to jump. And I still have the scars to prove it. Wanna see 'em?"

'It was your choice to escalate this argument...not mine!'

'OK, it moved a little, but I can't do this all on my own. Teamwork, people. We all need to bounce at the same time.'

"It's stuck in overdrive. What should I do?"

"You know, on second thought maybe I'll take the stairs."

Fairy Library - Jack and the Fairy Harp Escaping the Giant

'Only six more floors to my cubicle.'

'Our fare hike will leave service at the same level, just like guess what?'

"Oh wait, we need to be on the 1-9 North bound escalator to get to the food court."

'. . . Now take a left at the next pine tree.'

'Someone set a slinky going. Until it stops you'll have to use the stairs.'

Inconsiderate cleaner.

Favoured angels were given a special pass for the 'Lift to Heaven'

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

Mall Talk

Skeleton on an out of order escalator.

When There is Simply No Time For Braising!

North South.

"The cops were on to him"

'Not again!...'