Elevators Gifts

"Ascending!"

Mindless, inane chit-chat only.

Abandon all eye contact ye who enter here.

Express Elevator.

'Going up?'

"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."

Elevator buttons. Up, Dither, Down.

Elevator Company: In, Out and Down/Up Desk Organizers.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Man waiting for lift.

Political Polls, Inc: (Elevator): 'Up. Down, Undecided/don't know'

"Am I getting older, or having elevators started playing great music?"

"Hey, aren't you the guy who faces everyone on the elevator?"

'Not again!...'

Thumbing a Lift.

'I swear Marge! If that little punk comes back in here and pushes all them buttons again, i'm gonna kill him!' - Life in the elevator.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Going Down?

Upside Down Elevator

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

Welcome to Radio City Music Hall.

Near Death Experience: 'Hey, watch it with that thing, pal!'

'Going down?'

Lottery office lift buttons read 'Up', 'Down' and 'Lucky Dip'.

'For crying out loud! Someone hit the reset button!'

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

Race you upstairs.

"Pretty woman, gettin' on the lift. Pretty woman, seems like she's kinda miffed."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Elevator charge $1.00.