Elevators Gifts

"Ascending!"

Abandon all eye contact ye who enter here.

'Going up?'

"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."

Elevator buttons. Up, Dither, Down.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Man waiting for lift.

Political Polls, Inc: (Elevator): 'Up. Down, Undecided/don't know'

"Am I getting older, or having elevators started playing great music?"

"Hey, aren't you the guy who faces everyone on the elevator?"

'Not again!...'

Thumbing a Lift.

'I swear Marge! If that little punk comes back in here and pushes all them buttons again, i'm gonna kill him!' - Life in the elevator.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Going Down?

Upside Down Elevator

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

Welcome to Radio City Music Hall.

'Going down?'

Lottery office lift buttons read 'Up', 'Down' and 'Lucky Dip'.

'For crying out loud! Someone hit the reset button!'

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

"Pretty woman, gettin' on the lift. Pretty woman, seems like she's kinda miffed."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

Elevator charge $1.00.

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

The guy who got in on the ground floor

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.