Elevator Gifts

"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Going Down?

Thumbing a Lift.

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Elevator charge $1.00.

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

The guy who got in on the ground floor

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

Santa Elevator

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

A Fork-lift.

"This thing is so slow!"

'Going up?'

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"Do we look like we're going up?"

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

Elevator. Up, down and dirty.

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

'Funny place to put an esculator.'