Elevator T-Shirts

"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Thumbing a Lift.

Going Down?

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

Elevator charge $1.00.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

The guy who got in on the ground floor

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

Santa Elevator

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

A Fork-lift.

"This thing is so slow!"

'Going up?'

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"Do we look like we're going up?"

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

Elevator. Up, down and dirty.

"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."

'Funny place to put an esculator.'

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

'Going down?'