Elevator Company Employee T-Shirts

Elevator Company: In, Out and Down/Up Desk Organizers.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Going Down?

Thumbing a Lift.

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Elevator charge $1.00.

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

The guy who got in on the ground floor

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

Santa Elevator

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

A Fork-lift.

'Going up?'

"This thing is so slow!"

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"Do we look like we're going up?"

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

Elevator. Up, down and dirty.

'Funny place to put an esculator.'

'Going down?'