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"Out of order Detour Shaft No. 2"

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Dummies Books.

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Going Down?

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Thumbing a Lift.

Computer operator welding machine.

Elevator charge $1.00.

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

The guy who got in on the ground floor

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

A Fork-lift.

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

'Going up?'

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"This thing is so slow!"

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"