Elevator Repair Technician Prints

"Out of order Detour Shaft No. 2"

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Going Down?

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Thumbing a Lift.

Computer operator welding machine.

Elevator charge $1.00.

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

The guy who got in on the ground floor

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

A Fork-lift.

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

'Going up?'

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"This thing is so slow!"

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman