Elevator Expert Prints

"Just let me know if you want me to make a valiant attempt at holding the doors."

Wearing Crash Helmets in Express Elevator

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Going Down?

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Thumbing a Lift.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Elevator charge $1.00.

The guy who got in on the ground floor

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

Santa Elevator

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

A Fork-lift.

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

'Going up?'

"This thing is so slow!"

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"Do we look like we're going up?"

Elevator. Up, down and dirty.

"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

Elevator Repair School. First thing, forget the old saying "What goes up, must come down"!