Elevator Engineer Prints

'My son wants to become an elevator engineer.'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Going Down?

Thumbing a Lift.

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Elevator charge $1.00.

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

The guy who got in on the ground floor

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

S**t Creek Halt

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

HS2 time bomb...

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

Santa Elevator

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

A Fork-lift.

'Going up?'

"This thing is so slow!"

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

Railway 'King' George Hudson

"Do we look like we're going up?"

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

The 6.06 to Brighton overshoots the buffers