Elevator Logistician Prints

"No, you come in on four."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Going Down?

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Thumbing a Lift.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Elevator charge $1.00.

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

The guy who got in on the ground floor

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

"I had half a date last weekend."

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

A Fork-lift.

'Going up?'

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"This thing is so slow!"

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"Do we look like we're going up?"

"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."

'I see accounting forgot to pay the gravity bill again.'

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

Elevator. Up, down and dirty.

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator