Elevator Operator T-Shirts

"Ascending!"

"Actually, I'm going up—and I'm going down."

'This is not an automatic elevator, sir.'

Lift from hell: 'Going up!'

"Up, please."

"How many times I got to ask you to go easy on the stops?"

"North face of Everest: howling winds, sub-zero cold, insufficient oxygen, menswear."

"Sorry. I think I just pressed 'shuffle.' "

"Up, down or bite your face off?"

"It's not a terrible job considering I started in animal testing."

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

"Nice business climate we're having."

"Going up...first floor...zebras antelopes and gnus second floor...young buffalo live shoppers and tourists..."

"Sorry. Full."

Yo-Yo Elevator

The bitter dispute continued with the elevator operators walking off the job and vowing not to back down. Or up.

'You may get in, sir, but you'll have to leave the coat.'

'Let's take the stairs.'

'You got a job as an elevator operator?'

'How's that for stopping power?'

"Come on! You can squeeze in with us!"

"I want you to reduce your speed, Payne!"

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Husband bakes a pie

Thumbing a Lift.

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Going Down?

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

Speeding Forklift

'I found another pothole.'

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

'Going up?'