Elevator Adventurer Pillows

North South.

"Sorry. I think I just pressed 'shuffle.' "

"Yesterday I got out at the wrong floor and worked a full day for a firm I'd never heard of..."

Elevator reads 'Up 'Down' and 'Other options'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Thumbing a Lift.

Going Down?

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Crop duster wanted.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Elevator charge $1.00.

The guy who got in on the ground floor

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

Santa Elevator

'Make sure that those 'Ideas whose time has come', get launched today.'

A Fork-lift.

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

"This thing is so slow!"

'Going up?'

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"Do we look like we're going up?"

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

Elevator. Up, down and dirty.