Anxious Elevator Adventurer Pillows

Give the gift of comfort—our pillows for anxious elevator adventurers provide a soft, reassuring presence, helping them relax after a day of ups and downs.

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Man in elevator looking at sign that says 'Stare Here.'

Man in elevator looking at sign that says 'Stare Here.' mockup

Man in elevator looking at sign that says 'Stare Here.'

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'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'. mockup

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

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'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.' mockup

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

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Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

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Airplane Mode.

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'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.' mockup

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

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Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management. mockup

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

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Thumbing a Lift.

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'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!' mockup

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

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"I must have pressed the wrong button." mockup

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

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Going Down?

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"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

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Elevator charge $1.00.

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Neurotics in the tropics

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'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.' mockup

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

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"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay." mockup

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

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A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down". mockup

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

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The guy who got in on the ground floor mockup

The guy who got in on the ground floor

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'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?' mockup

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

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"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator." mockup

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

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'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!' mockup

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

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"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat." mockup

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

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'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.' mockup

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

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"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator." mockup

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

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'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

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