Anxious Elevator Adventurer T-Shirts

Man in elevator looking at sign that says 'Stare Here.'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

Airplane Mode.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Going Down?

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Thumbing a Lift.

Elevator charge $1.00.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

The guy who got in on the ground floor

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

Neurotics in the tropics

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

A Fork-lift.

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

'Going up?'

"This thing is so slow!"

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

"Do we look like we're going up?"