Ascended Adventurer Pillows

"It sure is -- It took me three reincarnations, to get UP here."

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Skiing.

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

First aid in mountains

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Needs to get a life"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"I've told you before one at each end!"

A surprise in heaven

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Halo Frisbee.

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"