Apocalypse Adventurer Pillows

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'Have you got the book 'The end of the world'?'

"I've been as good as I can in a zombie apocalypse."

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Needs to get a life"

"It's true: no more burpees."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Guitar Man.

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

'This is way better than a litter box.'

Ghostbasters 3

Halo Frisbee.

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."