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Bygones

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Edison invents the personal stereo

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

"The subwoofers really help."

I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.

"I'm after the history section."

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Alphabet soup

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

Frank Zappa

Universe of reading

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."