Armageddon Adventurers Pillows

'Heck, I'm prepared for anything!'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Needs to get a life"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

Optimist

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Wind Tunnel of Love.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Halo Frisbee.

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Climbing with the baby

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'