Armageddon Adventurers Gifts

'Heck, I'm prepared for anything!'

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"It's true: no more burpees."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Needs to get a life"

A surprise in heaven

Optimist

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'This is way better than a litter box.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Halo Frisbee.

Wind Tunnel of Love.

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Climbing with the baby

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."