Extreme Balance Enthusiast Mugs

Guru balancing on a skateboard ontop a mountain

"I think we'd make a good team!"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Rock Climber

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

Work Life Balance

"Have you farted. . . ?"

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Milkjet Skiing

Treading a fine lion.

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

Money mangagement see-saw.

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

Football party

Easter Island Rock Climber

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

Tight Rope Ski Lift

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Saggy Boobs Make Great Bungee Ropes for Bored Hamsters.

Life-Work Balance.

"I've had a lot of free time this year."