Coordination Enthusiast Gifts

'Hey! Get in step back there!'

Let's get organized

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Organization is not rocket science!

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

Catalogue of little books.

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Monday around 9PM.

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done."

In/Out Tray.

'I'm sorry you had to wait. My Time Management Workshop started late.'

The Move.

'I need a tool to measure productivity.'

"A laptop has been installed in each rest room stall."

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

'I'm the CEO of a large corporation. Of course my cough is productive. Everything I do is productive.'