Coordination Admirer Gifts

"Nice finish everyone. Let's just bow in place because I think we are stuck."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Claus 2.0

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Artifishial Intelligence

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Easter Island Shades...

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"It makes me want to pee."

Mensa Does Improv

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'We are so in sync!'

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Proposal

First Prize!

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'