Coordination Admirer Pillows

"Nice finish everyone. Let's just bow in place because I think we are stuck."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Claus 2.0

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Artifishial Intelligence

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"It makes me want to pee."

Mensa Does Improv

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'We are so in sync!'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

First Prize!

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Proposal

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'