Synchronization Admirer Pillows

'We are so in sync!'

Claus 2.0

Bad hair day!

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Pray for me.'

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Curling your hair for no reason

The wine-shop

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Birds doing the 'wave'.

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Maypole

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

Mad cleaning robot.

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

Ballet Parking.

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

City travel: 'If you like our cheese, you'll love Switzerland!'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

Major and minor keys