Coordination Connoisseur Pillows

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

A Highly Networked Staff

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

'Correct me if I'm wrong.' (Everyone holds their hand up).

'What if this time, more heads has made us more stupid?'

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"No, your other, other, other, other, other, other, other left."

"This wasn't me, it was the bottle talking."

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

'Slow Connection'

"We were unable to release his grip on the smart phone."

"Chucky says he can buy and sell me."

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

'No, I'm not going to go back to ask for a little more wiggle room.'

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

Pole Jumping Collision

"We call it that because Pastor Dave is always aware of kick-off time."

Gymnast.

"I know doesn't look like I'm doing anything, but I'm like a cat ready to pounce."

Online dating: How big is your dongle?

'All right, guys, let's take a little break then give it another try...'

"I no longer think, therefore I no longer am."

'I hated our island vacation - everything was beautiful, but I had no cell service.'

'Hey! Get in step back there!'

Joe and Joe, synchronized thinkers.

"I'd love to, but my phone and I are having dinner that night."