Coordination Champions Pillows

Joe and Joe, synchronized thinkers.

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

Not much money, glory, or praise

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Handbag: But You Have Kids and a Dog/But Have Kids

"I'm sorry, but Fred isn't available. He's spending a few days in the penalty box for not being a good team player. May I help you?"

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

Studio in December

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

Open Source.

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

Busy mom drops a child off at the kennels and is on her way to dropping the dog off at kindergarten.

Mom and Dad Really Lose It - 1/4 Mile.

'We like the teamwork idea, but Mr. Superstar won't let us play with his ball.'

TEAM

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

"You taught Rover to beg?...well that's wonderful dear"

"The Johnsons finally get around to child-proofing their home."

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

"Good news, hon. They defunded Planned Parenthood."

"It's okay, Mr. Topley! Larry does this every time I agree with one of his ideas!"