Coordination Guru Pillows

'Strength and speed are useful, son, but coordination is crucial!'

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Sir Winston Churchill

Here and There Trays

Create some buzz!

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

'Don't worry. No one else knows what they are doing either.'

The Dubloon Stops Here

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Teamwork!

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

"My best managerial trait is that I dig for answers until I get them between my teeth. My worst trait is that sometimes I bury them."

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"He thought this would illustrate the company hierarchy more clearly than the organizational chart."

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Whack-a-mole CEO.

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

Why do you need so many computers?

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

'Ask yourself, 'What is it I'm not doing?', and then ask yourself, 'What is it I'm doing too much?'.'