Coordination Challenge Survivor Pillows

'All right, guys, let's take a little break then give it another try...'

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

"No, your other, other, other, other, other, other, other left."

Nobody's Perfcet t-shirt.

"I can't figure out why the 'dog paddle' isn't working for you."

Working Together

A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

"I hate alphabet soup. It reminds me of that spelling I flunked."

"Here - Orders for chili have to be put into writing."

"Frankly Jack, you're over-working yourself! You're working almost as much as me!"

Gymnast.

"And in this corner, your 'friend' who is always doing just a little bit better than you."

One day he hoped to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

Joe and Joe, synchronized thinkers.

'Hey! Get in step back there!'

'Strength and speed are useful, son, but coordination is crucial!'

"Dump a bucket of hot coals on my head for charity? No way!!"

"See, that's why we don't shoot them out two at a time, Bob."

Possible unforseen complications wouldn't deter me. If I could, I'd open a can of worms.

"Think of it as incentive for us to come up with better solutions in the meantime."

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'

'Everything I wear needs to go with a powder blue necktie.'

They've been working together for so long they finish each other's sentences.

"How do you spell that?"

"My mom got remarried again - I'm tired of all the regime changes."

"Because it's not there."