Event Coordinator Enthusiast Gifts

"At an event some chick publicly badmouthed my husband. I didn't run on stage to knock the lady down because she was right."

'I sent out for everything.'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Face painting.

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Create some buzz!

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

A day at the races

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Networking

Face painting by numbers.

Canape?

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

A man washing a mascot costume

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

The Streets - Night

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'