Event Planner Enthusiast Gifts

'Mark my words - this will all end in tears!'

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Create some buzz!

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

A day at the races

Networking

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Canape?

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

A man washing a mascot costume

The devil you know and his plus one

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

The Streets - Night

Pearly King and Queen

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Trade Show Sherpas

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Scottish party