Event Coordinator Enthusiast Pillows

"At an event some chick publicly badmouthed my husband. I didn't run on stage to knock the lady down because she was right."

'I sent out for everything.'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Face painting.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Create some buzz!

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

A day at the races

Networking

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Face painting by numbers.

A man washing a mascot costume

Canape?

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

The Streets - Night

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

A Woman Holding Canapes